There was a long lunch queue at Ballantynes Cafe. We hadn’t counted on the fact that this was the first day of The Sale.
Waiting gave us time to read the menu board where we were surprised to find that Paninis had gained an apostrophe. I guess there must be a few spares around since Ballantynes dropped the one from their name.
“Apostrophes, abandoned all
have started climbing up the wall.”